Wednesday, 23 February 2022

A Clockwork March

March summary

This is a supporting post for work published at the Hermetic Lessons

Note, this month I was happy to find an excellent shot by shot analysis by Julli Kearns. Well worth checking out.  

March begins at Alex's place, the morning after his montage reverie he awakes to find creepy Mr Deltoid waiting for him. Later he visits the record store where he meets Marty and Sonietta who accompany him back for a bit of the old in and out before he finds his Droogs waiting in the stairwell of his block. A tense encounter there leads to the final sequence of the month on the marina with Rossini's thieving magpie once again the soundtrack. 

1-10th March  Alexander home


11-16th  Shopping arcade / record store


17th-19th  Alex Bedroom


20th-30th Alex's towerblock stairwell / entrance


31st Marina



01/03 0:21:58

INT. EM'S BEDROOM - DAY

Alex comes out of his room and finds P.R. Deltoid sitting on bed in

parent's room.

ALEX:

Hi, hi, hi there, Mr. Deltoid, funny surprise to see you here.

02/03 0:22:20

DELTOID:

Ah, Alex boy, awake at last, yes? I met your mother on the way to work,

yes? She gave me the key. She said something about a pain somewhere...

hence not at school , yes?

ALEX:

rather intolerable pain in the head, brother, sir. I think it should

be clear by this afterlunch.

DELTOID:

Oh, or certainly by this evening, yes? 

03/03 0:22:43

The evening's a great time,

isn't it, Alex boy?

ALEX:

A cup of the old chai, sir?

DELTOID:

No time, no time, yes. Sit, sit, sit.

Alex sits next to him.

ALEX:

To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir? Anything wrong, sir?

Deltoid "playfully" grabs Alex's hair.

04/03 0:23:05

DELTOID:

Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong, have you been

doing something you shouldn't. Yes?

He shakes Alex's hair.

ALEX:

Just a manner of speech, sir.

DELTOID:

Well, yes, it's just a manner of speech from your Post Corrective

Advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex.

He puts his arm round Alex's shoulder.

DELTOID:

Because next time it's going to be the barry place and all my work ruined. 

05/03 0:23:27

If you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might

have some for me who'se sweated over you.

He slaps Alex on the knee.

DELTOID:

A big black mark I tell you for every one we don't reclaim. A

confession of failure for every one of you who ends up in the stripy

hole.

ALEX:

I've been doing nothing I shouldn't, sir. The millicents have nothing

on me, brother, sir, I mean.

Deltoid pulls Alex down on the bed.

DELTOID:

Cut out all this clever talk about milicents. Just because the Police

haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that

you've not been up to some nastiness. There was a bit of a nastiness

last night, yes. Some very extreme nastiness, yes. A few of a certain

Billyboy's friends were ambluenced off late last night, yes. Your name

was mentioned, the word's got thru to me by the usual channels. 

07/03 0:24:12

Certain friends of yours were named also. Oh, nobody can prove anything about

anybody as usual, but I'm warning you, little Alex, being a good friend

to you as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants

to save you from yourself.

Deltoid makes a grab for Alex's joint but finds his hand instead. Alex

laughs. Derisively and rises. Deltoid distractedly reaches for a glass

of water on the night table, and fails to notice a set of false teeth

soaking in them. He drinks from the glass. The clink of the teeth

sounding like ice-cubes.

DELTOID:

What gets into you all? We study the problem. We've been studying it

for damn well near a century, 

08/03 0:24:34

yes, but we get no further with our

studies. You've got a good home here, good loving parents, you've got

not too bad of a brain. 

09/03 0:24:57

Is it some devil that crawls inside of you?

ALEX:

Nobody's got anything on me, brother, sir. I've been out of the rookers

of the milicents for a long time now.

DELTOID:

That's just worries me. A bit too long to long to be reasonable. You're

about due now by my reckoning, that's why I'm warning you, little Alex,

to keep your handsome young proboscis

10/3 0:25:19

out of the dirt. Do I make myself clear?

ALEX:

As an unmuddied lake, sir. Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You

can rely on me, sir.

Deltoid drinks again but this time sees the teeth in the glass. 

11/03 0:25:41

He groans and retches.

INT. MUSIC BOOTICK - DAY

12/03 0:26:04 

Alex enters. Two pretty micro-boppers, Marty and Sonietta, sucking

phallic ice sticks.

13/03 0:26:26

ALEX:

Pardon me, brother. I ordered this two weeks ago. Could you see if it's

arrived.

CLERK:

OK. I'll see if it's in.

Clerk exits. Alex turns to the girls.

14/03 0:27:11

ALEX:

Pardon me, ladies

He steps in between them and goes through the motions, looking through.

ALEX:

Enjoying it then, my darling?... A bit cold and pointless isn't it, my

lovely... What's happened to yours, my little sister?

Marty giggles.

16/03 0:27:33

MARTY:

Who you getten bratty, Goggly Gogol? Johnny Zhivago? The Heaven

Seventeen?

ALEX:

What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? 

17/03 0:27:55

I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with

Uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You

are invited.

18/03 0:28:18 - 19/03 0:28:40

(sequence sped up to William Tell overture / Lone Ranger Rossini)

INT. ALEX'S BEDROOM - DAY

The two girls, naked, jumping up and down on Alex's still unmade bed

zonked by the booming, all engulfing sound of Alex's incredible Hi-Fi.

20/03 0:29:02

INT. ALEX'S FLATBLOCK - LOBBY HALL - DAY

Alex finds the gang waiting for him.

21/3 0:29:25

ALEX:

Hi, hi, hi, there

ALL THREE:

Well, .

DIM:

He are here! He have arrived! Hooray!

ALEX:

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the

extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?

Georgie rises.

22/03 29:47

GEORGIE:

We got worried. There we were waiting and drinking away at the old

knify Moloko and you had not turned up and we thought you might have

been like offended by something or other, so around we come to your

abode.

23/02 30:10

ALEX:

Appy polly loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to

sleep. 

24/3 0:30:32

I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.

DIM:

Sorry about the pain. Using the gulliver to much like, eh? Giving

orders and disciplining and that perhaps, eh? You sure the pain's gone?

You sure you'll not be happier back up in bed.

25/3 0:30:54

ALEX:

Lets get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call

it such, does not become you, O my brothers.

26/3 31:17

As I am your droog and leader, I am entitled to know what goes on, eh? 

Now then, Dim, what does that great big horsy gape of a grin portend?

GEORGIE:

All right, no more picking on Dim, brother. That's part of the new way.

27/3 0:31:39

ALEX:

New way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk

behind my sleeping back, and no error. Let me hear more.

28/03 0:32:01

GEORGIE:

Well, we go round shop crasting and the like, coming out with a pitiful

rookerful of money each.

DIM:

Pitiful rookerful...

GEORGIE:

And there's Will the English in the Muscleman coffee mesto saying he

can fence anything that anything that any malchick tries to crast.

DIM:

Yeah... Pete the English.

GEORGIE:

The shiny stuff. The Ice. The big, big, big money is available's what

Will the English says.

DIM:

Big, big money.

29/03 0:32:24

ALEX:

And what will you do with the big, big, money? Have you not everything

you need? If you need a motor-car, you pluck it from the trees. If you

need pretty polly, you take it.

GEORGIE:

Brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child. Tonight we

pull a mansize crast.

30/03 0:32:46

ALEX:

Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as waits. I've taught

you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you have in mind,

Georgie Boy.

GEORGIE:

Oh, the old moloko-plus first, would you not say

DIM:

Moloko-plus.

31/03 0:33:08

GEORGIE:

Something to sharpen us up, you especially. We have the start.

EXT. FLATBLOCK MARINE - DAY

The gang come out of the flatblock and walk along the marina.

ALEX (V.O.)

As we walked along the flatblock marina, I was calm on the outside but

thinking all the time, 

01/04 0:33:01

so now it was to be Georgie the General, saying what we should do and 

what not to do, and Dim as his mindless, grinning bulldog. But, suddenly,

viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and that the oomny ones

use like inspiration and what Bog sends, for now it was lovely music that

came to my aid and I viddied at once what to do. There was a window open 

with the stereo on.

IN SLOW MOTION:

Alex clubs Georgie into water with his stick. Dim swings chain. Alex

ducks. Dim goes into water.

Alex kneels, hands behind back, takes knife from sword stick, offers

hand to help Dim, and slashes Dim when he gets it.

Dim falls back into the water.

Alex laughs.

 


Saturday, 22 January 2022

A Clockwork February

 You know the drill. Descent down the tree of death, live action recreation of cult movies, the usual... January ended at the beginning of a grim scene at the Alexander home and this is where we pick up the action on 1st Feb. Each day corresponds to 22.5 seconds ACO and the time indicates the start of this period. I've inserted a couple of notes in brackets where the script doesn't detail the on screen action. 

February summary



1-5th -Alexander home

Alex and his Droogs stage a brutal home invasion culminating in the rape of Mrs Alexander.  

6-14th Korova Milk Bar

Tired. they return to the milk bar where Alex and Dim come close to blows.




15th to 28th Alex's home

Alex returns to his parents apartment to stash his loot, listen to Beethoven and relive his exploits.



Day by Day script

ALEX:

(singing)

What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again.

He pushes a rubber ball into Mrs. Alexander's mouth and binds it with

sellotape.

ALEX:

(singing)

I'm laughing at clouds so dark up above.

The sun's in my heart and I'm ready for love.

1/2/22 0:11:10

Let the stormy clouds chase...

He kicks Mr. Alexander again.

ALEX:

(singing)

... everyone from the place.

Come on with the rain...

He puts ball in Mr. Alexander's mouth and sellotapes it.

ALEX:

(singing)

... I've a smile on my face.

I'll walk down the lane...

2/2/22 0:11:54

to a happy refrain.

I'm singing... just singin' in the rain.

He knocks down the book cases and moves to Mrs. Alexander being held by

Dim. Starts to repeat on song as he cuts slowly up each leg of her cat

suit,

3/2/22 0:12:17

until she is naked. This coincidences with the song finishing.

4/2/22 0:12:39

He turns to Mr. Alexander.

05/2/22 0:13:01 

ALEX:

Viddy well, my little Brother. Viddy well.

INT. KOROVA MILKBAR - NIGHT

The boys enter yawning..

06/2/22 0:13:24

ALEX (V.O.)

We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been

an evening of some small energy expenditure, O my brothers, so we got

rid of the auto and stopped off at the Korova for a nightcap.

07/02/22 0:13:46

Dim moves over to milk machine and speaks to the statue of the nude

girl.

DIM:

Hello Lucy, had a busy night?

Puts money in machine.

DIM:

We've been working hard too.

Takes glass.

DIM:

Pardon me. Luce.

He raises glass to breast, pulls red handle between her legs. Milk

spurts into glass.

Dim joins the others. Alex looks at a party of tourists.

08/02/22 0:14:08

ALEX (V.O.)

There was some sophistos from the TV studios around the corner,

laughing an govoreeting. The Devotchka was smecking away, and not

caring about the wicked world one bit. Then the disc on the stereo

twanged off and out, and in the short silence before the next one came

on, she suddenly came with a burst of singing,

09/02/22 0:14:31

and it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise, athe  shivers crawling up 

10/02/22 0:14:53

like slow malenky lizards and then down again.

Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th, by

Ludwig van.

Dim makes a lip-trump followed by a dog howl, followed by two fingers

pronging twice in the air, followed by a clowny guffaw.

Alex brings his stick down smartly on Dim's legs.

DIM:

What did you do that for?

11/02/22 0:15:16

ALEX:

For being a bastard with no manners and not a dook of an idea how to

comport yourself publicwise, O my Brother.

DIM:

I don't like you should do what you done. And I'm not your brother no

more and wouldn't want to be.

ALEX:

Watch that... 

12/02/22 0:15:38

Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou

dost wish.

DIM:

Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you I'll meet you with chain, or

nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me

reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.

13/02/22 0:16:00

ALEX:

A nozh scrap any time you say.

Dim weakens.

14/02/22 0:16:23

DIM:

Doobidoob... a bit tired maybe, everybody is. A long night for growing

malchicks... best not to say more. Bedways is rigthways now, so best we

go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right.

15/02/22 0:16:45

EXT Alex walking through streets

INT. ALEX'S FLATBLOCK - MAIN LOBBY ENTRANCE - NIGHT

Alex passes a mural in the hall. Nude men and women. Their massive

stylised bodies embellished and decorated by handy pencil and

ballpoint.

16/02/22 0:17:07

The elevator door is buckled.

INT. ALEX'S FLAT - NIGHT

17/02/22 0:17:30

Alex pees in toilet.

Alex goes into his room. Tosses his loot into a drawer, full of money,

wristwatches, cameras, etc.

18/02/22 0:17:52

Fifty small loudspeakers cover one wall.

He puts his pet boa constrictor on tree branch mounted on the wall,

above four Christ figures who have their arms intertwined like a chorus

line.

He puts a cassette into the tape player.

heavy shockwave of sound - Beethoven's 9th.

19/02/22 0:18:14

ALEX (V.O.)

It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now to give it the

perfect ending was a bit of the old Ludwig van.

20/02/22 0:18:14

(Close up of Beethoven painting)

Music starts.

ALEX (V.O.)

Then, brothers, it came. O bliss, bliss and heaven, oh it was

gorgeousness and georgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold

under my bed, 

21/02/22 0:18:59

(Naked woman painting on wall, Snake on branch, Lewd Christ statues montage)

and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise, silver-

flamed and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out

again, crunched like candy thunder. 

22/02/22 0:19:21

(Christ montage continues. Alex masturbating as VO continues)

It was like a bird of rarest spun

heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a space ship, 

23/02/22 0:19:44

gravity all

nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures. There were

veeks and ptitsas laying on the ground screaming for mercy and I was

smecking all over my rot and grinding my boot into their tortured

litsos and there were naked devotchkas ripped and creeching against

walls and I plunging like a shlaga into them.

(montage showing Alex's fantasies includes woman being hanged, Alex as a vampire with blood dripping from fangs and people being crushed by falling rocks)

24/2/22 0:20:06

INT. ALEX'S FLAT - DAY

He is asleep. The boa curled up at his feet. There is a knock on the

door.

ALEX:

What d'you want?

EM:

It's past eight, Alex, you don't want to be late for school, son.

25/02/22 0:20:28

ALEX:

Bit of pain in the gulliver, Mum. Leave us be and I'll try to sleep it

off... then I'll be as right as dodgers for this after.

EM:

You've not been to school all week, son.

ALEX:

I've got to rest, Mum... got to get fit, otherwise I'm liable to miss a

lot more school.

26/02/22 0:20:51

EM:

Eeee... I'll put your breakfast in the oven. I've got to be off myself

now.

ALEX:

Alright, Mum... have a nice day at the factory.

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Pee sitting at breakfast table.

Em enters.

EM:

He's not feeling too good again this morning, Dad.

PEE:

Yes, I heard. D'you know what time he got in last night?

EM:

No I don't know, luv, I'd taken my sleepers.

27/2/22 0:21:13

PEE:

wonder where exactly is it he goes to work of evenings.

EM:

Well, like he says, it's mostly odd things he does, helping like...

here and there, as it might be.

28/02/22 0:21:35

INT. EM'S BEDROOM - DAY

Alex comes out of his room and finds P.R. Deltoid sitting on bed in

parent's room.

01/03/22 0:21:58

ALEX:

Hi, hi, hi there, Mr. Deltoid, funny surprise to see you here.

DELTOID:

Ah, Alex boy, awake at last, yes? I met your mother on the way to work,

yes? She gave me the key. She said something about a pain somewhere...

hence not at school , yes?

Sunday, 9 January 2022

A Clockwork January

You are viewing a rough sync of the events of Stanely Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange' mapped to January 2022. Don't ask me why, as the Simpsons said, whenever you don't know 'a wizard did it'.  Divided over the year there's roughly 22.5 seconds per day. See the Hermetic Lessons for more on the clockwork year ahead.

1/1/  0

 Red frame

2/1  0:22

Red / Blue frame

3/1 0:44

Red cut to close up of Bowler hatted Alex Delarge. 

First scene: Int Korova Milk Bar

4/1 1:06

The camera pulls back on milk drinking Alex

5/1 1:29

We can see the Droogs now as the shot continues with VO introducing them.

6/1 1:51

'There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. 

Long pull out shot continuing.

7/1 2:13

Second Scene Int Pedestrian Underpass Tunnel 

'This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.'' 

We cut to the drunkie, slumped in an underpass and singing of Molly Malone

8/1 2:36

'As she wheels her wheelbarrow'

9/1 2:58

Alex voices his disgust for drunkies 'going blurp blurp'

10/1 3:20

'Can you spare some cutter me brothers?' The drunkie has picked the wrong mark. They set to him.

11/1 3:43

'There's no law and order any more'  Under Alex's stick the drunkie laments on societies ills.

12/1 4:05

'Men spinning around the earth, no attention paid to earthly matters'. The drunkie breaks into song and the droogs set about him viciously. 

13/1 4:27

Third scene Int Derelict Casino

We cut away from one assault scene to another. Classical music plays as the camera pans back to reveal a theatre stage and another gang assaulting a naked woman. 

14/1 4:50

 VO 'It was around by the derelict casino that we came across Billyboy and his four droogs'

15/1 5:12

The assault on the young Devotchka continues

16/1 5:34

As Billy Boy's gang drag the girl to a bed on the stage. Alex's droogs emerge from the shadows:

'Ho, Ho, Ho'

17/1 5:57

Alex: 'Well if it isn't fat, stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison?'

18/1 6:19

'Let's get him boys!'  Billy and his droogs set to, whilst the girl takes advantage of the distraction to flee. 

19/1 6:41

A vicious fight is underway to a classical soundrack. 

20/1 7:04

Alex's droogs have triumphed

21/1 7:26

Sirens! 'The police, come on let's go'. They flee the casino and we cut to the car scene. 

22/1 7:49

Ext/Int Car - Night - Fast Driving shots

VO: 'The Durango 95 purred away all horrorshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts'

23/1 8:11

Alex brings mayhem to the roads and delight to his droogs.

24/1 8:33

More crashes occur as Alex jousts with other travellers of the night.

25/1 8:56

'What we were after now was the old surprise visit, that was a real kick and good for laughs and lashing of the ultra-violent'

26/1 9:18

Ext 'Home'- Night

A cottage on its own on outskirts of a village., 

27/1 9:40

Int -'Home' we see Mr Alexander typing at his desk. Bell rings 'Who on earth could that be?'

28/1 10:03

'I'll go and see' - Mrs Alexander goes to the door. 

29/1 10:25

'I suppose you'd better let him in'

30/1 10:47

The droogs invade the house assaulting Mr and Mrs Alexander

31/1 11:10

Alex is singing in the rain as he orders his troops to secure the house and check for other victims. 



 Find the script to ACO here.  

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